Perfect gift for one of my daughters. Very happy with purchase.
More than what was expected. Great quality for the price. Beautifully crafted and very funny!
The item was as described. The perfect gift. Arrived very quickly. Easy peasy.
Having me as a daughter is really the only gift you need
Having me as a girlfriend is really the only gift you need
He ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer
He has always been as sharp as a marble
He has always had a ten gallon mouth
He is about two sandwiches short of a picnic
He is best described as "the cheese done slid right off the cracker"
He is finer than a frog hair split four ways
He is nuttier than a squirrel turd
He lies like a penny in the parking lot
He's either got a screw loose or the roof ain't nailed tight
He's got more problems than a math book
Hocus Pocus, I Need Coffee to Focus
Honestly, you still look 19 from a distance
Honestly, you still look 39 from a distance
Hope Your Neighbors Aren't Weird
Hot girls have bad coping mechanisms
How 'bout them Cowgirls? Ain't they something?