Sometimes the best thing to do is sit there and pet your dog

I love being solid because I never have to wonder if it was me or you

I don't miss the girl I used to be. She was still asking permission

Mom said not to do stupid shit

My husband's last nerve, I want to touch it

Too Lit to Give a Shit

Our chat group should be evidence

The Queen has retired

I was born to wild until around 9pm

Burning memories of drunken texts

I really don't think you get enough credit for doing your job sober

ChatGPT is now my therapist

Shake your Love

Thank you for being a friend

The calming scent of a day at the barn

I am not that girl

Only Bad Bitches run marathons

I am on Cloud 9

Only Hotties do Pilates

Never forget you are the magic

We are the real life version of Thelma and Louise

I'd bury a Bitch for you

You are my ride or die Bitch