March girls are sunshine mixed with a little hurricane

January girls are sunshine mixed with a little hurricane

December girls are sunshine mixed with a little hurricane

In whiskey years, I am getting more delicious

Being a mom is hard, but at least your kids aren't ugly

My prettiest daughter gave me this candle

You're like really hard to shop for

Having me as a daughter is really the only gift you need

Triple Twenty Baby !

Happy 29th Birthday From Your 110lb Friend

Too Old to Mention

Time for Medicare You're 65

Only the Really Bad Bitches are Born in January

Only the Really Bad Bitches are Born in December

Only The Really Bad Bitches are Born in November

Happy 18th Birthday!

Happy 16th Birthday !

Holy Shit You're 40!

Holy Shit You Are Old!

One Time For The Birthday Bitch

Look At You Getting Old And Shit

It's My Birthday And I Can Cry If I Want to

I'm 21 Bitches