Perfect gift for one of my daughters. Very happy with purchase.
More than what was expected. Great quality for the price. Beautifully crafted and very funny!
The item was as described. The perfect gift. Arrived very quickly. Easy peasy.
You can't walk with pigs and not get dirty
He is finer than a frog hair split four ways
It is hotter than a hookers door knob on payday
He's got more problems than a math book
Aren't you a sight for sore eyes
It's hotter than the devils armpit
He has always been as sharp as a marble
All he does is sit around like a knot on a log
He lies like a penny in the parking lot
Some people only have taste in their mouth
He is about two sandwiches short of a picnic
You don't have to hang from a tree to be a nut
There's a lot of cobwebs in that attic
He's either got a screw loose or the roof ain't nailed tight
He is nuttier than a squirrel turd
You need to fish or cut bait
The good Lord spent some extra time making you extra special
He ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer
He is best described as "the cheese done slid right off the cracker"
Girl, her porch light is on, but nobody's home